Suburban Decapitator

I-Mon Zion Rebel Rocksteady Ites

2004-10-26T08:32:00.000-07:00

Dis rebelman rasta i-man Babylon sooper gaye spleef crucial dub downpressor dutchie. And furthermore, I-man dread who dis ganja herbsman i-tal sizzle irie ites. Jammin' jerk chicken kaya ketchy shuby mash it up! Dem a grow tired a see my face but can' get me outta da race! Deep science roots skank steady you're gay.

The Tennors - Ride The Donkey - 1968.

Danish people...

2004-10-19T11:32:00.000-07:00

so gay. Same with people from Holland, The Netherlands, Finland, Scandanavia and all Dutch people. The title of this song, So Weit Wie Noch Nie, loosely translated from Hollish-Swede (home of thøse lame slash-Os), means "Salt Cured Whale Blubber Long Cold Winter Bathtub Vodka Bjork Clocks Chocolate Ikea." Title aside, it's still a very pretty little number...thanks to Erlend Øye.

DAMN WOMAN!

2004-10-10T21:08:00.000-07:00

Why you gotta go leavin' a man? That shit's just cold now...ICY! SHIT! I said I would love you woman...and dammit, I loved you! I said I would give you my money....and sho nuff, you got a new dress! I said I would keep you satisfied....and damn straight you holla and hold the bedpost! So why you gotta leave a brutha?

Now I'm in pain! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS! (Howard Tate, 1969)

i call for the judgement of the sacred fire!

2004-10-07T10:44:00.000-07:00

mylo. A disc jockey from the tiny emerald Isle of Gaye, just a stone's throw from the storied countryside of Buhtole. DESTROY ROCK AND ROLL you listless pile of feces.

The cable guy is at my house. So gay.

Gay

2004-10-07T09:39:00.000-07:00

Starting a blog is gay.